A Pirate Looks at 300 (Pillaging is Fattening)

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Location: South Carolina

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Props

I was riding across the dam thirty minutes ago and saw the same immense man walking across (See last post). This time, he was strutting, arms pumping and moobs flying. If I am a XX, he is 5 or 6X. He is working it though. In the heat. Meanwhile, I sit in my air conditioned office, regretting my lunch decision.

Monday, June 09, 2008

271.5

I performed a wedding ceremony on Saturday and I tried very hard to limit my intake at the reception. Didn't quite make it. I am 50 bucks lighter now though.

The heat is incredible here right now. In my youthful, football playing days, I chose the mid-afternoon to exercise so I would be used to the chicken-broth air once practice started. Now, I try to wait out the peak of afternoon heat before making the neighborhood walk. I drove over the dam at Lake Murray Saturday afternoon and saw an immensely fat guy walking, sans shirt; wearing only a sheen of sweat. That can't be good for anybody.

Monday, June 02, 2008

275

It's not a bet. It's a potential penalty. If I weigh more than 270 pounds on Monday morning, June 9th, 2008, I have to give my Wife $50.

I can't tell if she is pulling for me or against me.